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Dudebrodian Empire

Capital:

Eljuego

National Symbols:

An ox clutching a cantaloupe.

Official Languages:

Yes.

Ethnic Groups:

Moon-ese. Nothing else.

Government:

Shmovernment.

Head of State:

I GOT YER HEAD A' STATE RIGHT 'ERE!

Formation:

FORM OF: A HAWK.

Area:

The moon.

Population:

Too many to count on the fingers of the entire population.

Currency:

Pornography

Hestory, Hostory, Hastory, and Hustory, and Her-storyEdit

The Seminal (lol) Era-Edit

Founded in 1848 A.D. (C.E. for you politically correct pussies) on the eighth Friday of the year, the Dudebrodian Empire began as a small whaling village in the Pupin crater. The sole occupant of the village, Dudebrodius, was disappointed when he found that not only did the moon lack whales, it also lacked an atmosphere. However, this did not deter the determined whaler, as he continued venturing out each day, harpoon in hand, to find something to spear.
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The Moon. We live on the goddamned moon.


Eventually, he discovered a race of sentient, armless, reptilian moonbeasts, who Dudebrodius quickly befriended. No just kidding. He raped their churches, burned their women, and baffled their dyslexics. All with a single harpoon and a can of iced tea.


He killed millions of the dastardly, oppressive savages... savages? Well, that's what is says here on the lesson plan... eventually returning to his small whaling shack as the iron-fisted ruler of the remaining few moon creatures, which he named Walloops. He put them to work mining precious oxygen crystals, and Dudebrodius used the profits from the mines to build a beautiful moon resort, which later became the capital city, Eljuego.


The Tranquil Era-Edit

After Dudebrodius was ousted from his postion as Emperor of The Moon (and later exiled) for simultaneously violating Moon Law and The Moon itself, one of Eljuego's tourists assumed the throne.

The CapitalEdit

Eljuego was founded in 1848, and was based around a moon resort built by the Moon's first inhabitant and Emperor. Its name stems from a Walloop word, meaning "Great Anger and Hatred". Dudebrodius came up with the name while designing the city, and forcing the natives to run in circles.

What is thisEdit

i don't evenEdit

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